Now that you’ve finally found yourself here while trying to escape from the standard mainstream offering of boring birthday cards, cheesy Valentine’s cards and cringeworthy Christmas cards, you can breathe a huge sigh of relief and relax – you’re in the right place… you’re safe here and we’ll all get along just fine… Just keep on scrolling down and marvel at the splendour of our wares, or view the whole shop here.
We’ve got horrible, rude greetings cards with a twist for almost every conventional eventuality – brutal birthday cards, sarcastic valentine’s day cards, nasty new baby cards and a whole load of ideas that sprang from our warped minds simply because we’d never seen anything like them before. Actually, there might be a damn good reason for that but it’s too late now! We sincerely hope that there are enough fellow misanthropes around to help us raise a few smiles – and we’re not generally sincere about much, so it’s kind of a big deal for us…
Brighten/darken someone’s day with one of our original designs, lovingly made in the UK from the finest non-recycled paper – cut from the most splendid, rare, protected species of tree by massive earth-rapingly vicious machinery. Painstakingly printed using a variety of the finest, most volatile and generally unpleasant chemicals by cheap foreign labour in a brutally unpleasant working environment filled with bitey insects and trampled dreams. Actually, we’re pretty sure that none of those things are true, but hey – who cares – these amazing quality greetings cards are worth any environmental and human cost!
If you’re easily offended, or don’t have a sense of humour then perhaps you should toddle off somewhere else, princess.