– TWISTED THINGS BY BROKEN PEOPLE –
OUR MOST RECENT SHIT
OUR SHIT BY CATEGORY
We’ve got horrible, rude greetings cards with a twist for almost every conventional eventuality – brutal birthday cards, sarcastic valentine’s day cards, nasty new baby cards and a whole load of ideas that sprang from our warped minds simply because we’d never seen anything like them before. Actually, there might be a damn good reason for that but it’s too late now! We sincerely hope that there are enough fellow misanthropes around to help us raise a few smiles – and we’re not generally sincere about much, so it’s kind of a big deal for us…
Brighten/darken someone’s day with one of our original designs, lovingly made in the UK from the finest non-recycled paper – cut from the most splendid, rare, protected species of tree by massive earth-rapingly vicious machinery. Painstakingly printed using a variety of the finest, most volatile and generally unpleasant chemicals by cheap foreign labour in a brutally unpleasant working environment filled with bitey insects and trampled dreams. Actually, we’re pretty sure that none of those things are true, but hey – who cares – these amazing quality greetings cards are worth any environmental and human cost!
If you’re easily offended, or don’t have a sense of humour then perhaps you should toddle off somewhere else, princess.