Contact the Head Twats

We are unable to provide telephone support due to the low value of the items that we sell – it simply isn’t cost-effective for us to do so – plus we don’t really want fuckwitted people calling us up at all hours of the day and night, being ‘special’ in our ears.

If you do have an enquiry or an order query, we can be reached by e-mail using the form on this page – we always do our best to respond promptly to all genuine e-mails during office hours (and sometimes even outside of them, because we’re sad like that,) and despite being a pair of misanthropic fuckers, we’re actually rather nice to people who are nice to us.

The reverse is also true, so don’t be a dick.

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