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Well, it’s true! If you’re childless and happy this is a great way to rub the structural integrity of your genitals in the faces of others. Figuratively speaking.
Life Will Never Be the Same Again – New Baby Card
£2.99
Congratulate your nearest and dearest on managing to pull off what only billions of people have successfully managed to do before. ‘The miracle of childbirth’ – with a mere 7.5 billion such miracles in the world right now, it seems that this currency is being devalued at a rate that would leave a Zimbabwean financier lost for words. Nevertheless – bestow your congratulations and have a smug little dig at the same time.
